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An elderly farmer had an old bull that lost its usual desire and no longer went near the cows. The farmer called the vet, who prescribed a pill to stimulate…
My wife keeps telling everyone that she can read their minds, but she never can. She’s telepathetic.
I can now confirm for sure that Women really know how to hold a grudge. My girlfriend asked me to pass her a lip balm. And by mistake, I gave her a tube of Super Glue. It’s been a month now and she’s still not speaking to me!
milking a shark-cow
I was wondering what you could get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow? I have no idea but I wouldn’t try milking it.
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.” Patient: “OK.” Dentist: “I’ve been having an affair with your wife for a while now.”
2 police officers.
So 2 police officers crashed their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of the police officers says, “Wow, that’s got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site.”