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2 police officers.
So 2 police officers crashed their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of the police officers says, “Wow, that’s got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site.”
Bring love to a date.
When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
The Lawyer and his firm .
A young lawyer is working late one night in a law firm when his door opens and in walks the devil himself. “I have an offer,” says Satan. “If you give me your soul and the soul of everyone in your family, I’ll make you a full partner in your firm.” The lawyer stares icily at the devil for a full minute before demanding, “So what’s the catch?”
Sometimes it is very important if a sentence was said by a man or a woman. A good example: “I used a whole pack of tissues during that awesome movie yesterday!”
I wasn't that drunk yesterday." "Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.